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To double tug - annoyingly pull on a sleeve or trouser leg to gain another persons attention.
Small child tugs twice on fathers jacket sleeve and asks, "can I have some candy?"
Father replies: "Did you just double tug me?" Rather annoyed.
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A hand job given while the man is wearing a condom.
Excuse me party bus driver? Could you pull over at the next gas station so I can get one of those bathroom rubbers? Mary Ann is all hot and bothered and I don't wanna miss my chances of missing a rubber nub tug.
When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass
"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"
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When a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft.
Syd: Are You Ok Nick?
Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.
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Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.
Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.
A handjob given with no lotion.
Friend 1: What happened with you and that broad last night?
Friend 2: Bitch was givin me a Indian tug burn, my chief was smokin.
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Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.