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Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"
adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement
From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite
see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al
"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"
"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."
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when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend
My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.
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Human faeces that has been deposited on someone's bed
Hi Peter, I left you a Turkish Rosebud
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a mass of pubic hair poking out around a girls undergarment or swimwear
Fucking hell love, you better sort your Turkish growler out before we get to the beach.
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A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.
Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
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A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.
That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.
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When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.
J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"
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