Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.

"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"

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Twinkie-mobile

The van driven by the friendly men in the white coats, who will take you off to the Psychiatric Hospital.

'Charlie freaked out in a major way, and had to take a ride in the Twinkie-mobile!'

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meat twinkie

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock

I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...

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twinkie bus

noun: A smaller than standard school bus generally used to transport students with mental and/or physical disabilities. "Twinkie" derives from the color of the bus (yellow) as well as the size of the vehicle (small). Also known as short bus or retard rocket.

"You better watch it, Jimmy, or you're going to be riding the twinkie bus to school before you know it.

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pink twinkie

N. The male member.

She was fond of creme filling so she was always after a pink twinkie.

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twinkie brigade

A group of girls who are so self absorbed in how they dress, and what their makeup looks like that they come across as major airheads who only flutter around in packs or herds.

Oh great, here come the Twinkie Brigade. I hope they aren't in my class cause they can be so airheaded at times. Plus, I don't want to share my makeup or let them borrow my clothes. They are so me, me, me.

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twat twinkie

When a girl's twat is filled or overflowing with cum

Justin: hey did make a twat Twinkie?

Jayden: yeah I filled it all the way to the lips

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