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Missouri Twister

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.

Thats one hell of a missouri twister!

by Naxalite October 10, 2023


twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017


Danville Twister

A sexual position in which one person takes the other from behind, and the receiver bends all the way over and suckles on the giver's testicles.

"I got Carrie to do the Danville Twister last night. Was crazy man."

by TheAlmightyBunghole87 January 21, 2021


Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.

Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁

by Opidogg May 13, 2023


Montanner Twister

The act of drinking copious amounts of cherry vodka followed by grabbing a male by the testicles and giving them a little twist and resting your middle finger against their butthole threatening their manhood causing you to gain instant compliance.

Mark sure gave tanner a montanner twister when he walked by.

by generalbukkake May 14, 2024


Bitch Twister

A cunt; A bitch; A fucking pain in the ass

"Damn, Clay is a fucking bitch twister."

by Anonymousussy April 9, 2021


tallahassee titty twister

Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder

F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister

by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017