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Vegan pussy is the ultimate pussy because those bitches eat veggies not dead corpses
“Damn bro I just had some vegan pussy last night. Imma wife her up”.
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A very smart individual. Never eats or uses any type of animal products. Vegans love to go to Zumiez or Spencer's. You can find vegans at your local gay bar.
Mario and Theresa turned vegan about a week ago. All they talk about is Zumiez and gummy dicks.
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A university student, who is jobless, stinks and wears ear extenders.
A Vegan is very easy to spot, they look similar to a hippy. If you're in a room full of 100 people and there is one person who is a Vegan, you will notice them with long scraggy dreadlocks and B.O before they get the chance to tell you that they are Vegan 3000 times.
Vegans are not also weird looking they are also criminals, they are thieves, they are arsonists and they are home invaders, Veganism is more then a diet, it's a terrorist organisation and a cult.
A Vegan is useless, most of them are under the age of 25 who have spent too much time in the confides of their university wrapped in cotton wool. Example, a Vegan terrorist in Australia was somehow shocked when a farmer pulled his gun out on him. This Vegan was so scared he cried to the police but he himself is a thief and a property invader.
A Vegan can't change a flat tyre, can't change a light bulb, has never dropped the oil on a car and is a Human paper weight. They think they are making the world a better place by holding posters on the street and ruining farms. They have no other skills but their modern arts degree and gender studies.
Vegan's are pussies they have to hunt in numbers because they are scared they will get bashed. Put a vegan in the same room with an Aussie battler Farmer. When these Vegans get a job, start paying taxes, own a house, they will get a life but first we must bar them from centrelink and throw them in a coal mine.
VEGAN: Jobless, Smelly and a drain on the public system
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A person who refuses to consume, or use any parts of female animals.
"I don´t eat chicken. I´m a femi-vegan. But yes i do enjoy eating cock"
"Why is that?"
"You know. Even cocks are pigs. They deserve it."
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A person who denies, because they are ignorant, that being vegan is better for your health, better for animals, better for the environment and better for world hunger.
Also applied to Governments who repeatedly ignore reports that they themselves commission that their population must move away from meat in order to feed itself.
Dave is in such Vegan Denial: he thinks that we can carry on eating meat and still have enough food for everyone in the world!
The US government is in real Vegan Denial: ignoring all the evidence!
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A vegan misogynist is a hypocrite who believes that nonhuman animals and male humans are entitled to rights and to respect, but also believe that women and girls are not entitled to rights or to respect. They grasp onto patriarchy (dominator society) and conveniently overlook the fact that patriarchy includes not only the oppression of women and nonwhite people but also the oppression of animals and the environment. Thus, because of their inconsistency and hypocrisy, they make no genuine social change.
The hipster vegan misogynist sat down next to me at the cafe and said, "Hey, stupid bitch!"
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Someone who will go out of their way to harm others who are not Vegan for the sake of preserving peace in the order of Veganism.
"This meat eater must be hurt and dealt with! Today we become the Vegan Extremists!"
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