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The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.
Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"
Old video games rock. No matter how you slice it. Back in the day developers didn't rush to get their games out. Nowadays, when games are rushed for their release date, they lose features!! But thank god, many old games are still being played. Sadly, it only takes ten years for a game to become old. Hell, I know some kids who have never heard of Pokemon Crystal (THE most badass pokemon game ever.)!! Even the earliest Final Fantasy games are old, and still kick ass. I own a SNES and I play on that about twice as often as I do my Xbox 360. Sure, the gameplay isn't as nice on old consoles, but who cares?
Old video games rock.
I just beat MegaMan 2 in an ALL BUSTER RUN!!
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The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.
Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game Designer!"
Tim- "You son of a bitch!" " I WANT THAT FUCKING JOB!"
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When two people are 'involved' with each other publicly, but you never see anything explicit.
The term comes from most music videos that have romantic scenes. Many body parts are shown very briefly, yet nothing is revealed fully.
Jill: Hey, did you see Kim and Joe getting 'friendly' last night?
John: Yeah, but nothing actually happened. It was just music video sex.
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funny cat videos are like someone named Chloe getting scared by a glass of water!
if you don't watch cat videos what are you doing with your life?
Chloe likes funny cat videos, funny cat videos are funny.
It's when you haven't video chatted for A LONG TIME, because you either:
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!
A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!
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