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Named "Vomit Voice" due to them spewing nothing but words so vile, they belong in a toilet bowl. Also because hearing or reading what they say makes you physically ill.
A Vomit Voice is someone who goes beyond the realms of being a standard "Internet troll" & into something far, far worse. An individual spouting things so vile & putrid that they make even the most vicious 'internet troll' stop & say "hey, thats too far.." oftentimes unprovoked, these cretins slither from their virtual caves, usually when they see someone doing well or feeling good & just seek to bring them down in the most disgusting & uncalled for ways.
These are people who wish bad things happen to others for no good reason other than they just don't like someone. People who target another person's misfortune or short comings, or mocking the death of someone, wishing death on people. Wishing physical harm on someone out of spite or jealousy. Wishing illness or suffering on someone. Specifically targeting someone for something you know they are struggling with or have struggled to overcome. People who hate people simply for the colour of their skin or who they love or how they identify & take that hatred out in the aforementioned ways.
In short, the WORST kinds of Internet folks.
"You need serious help. No one should ever talk to someone this way. You're a Vomit Voice & should be banned from talking to people. Like, forever. Stop spewing your repulsive shit like that over people."
"Did you see that bloke on Twitter? The one with 4 followers, 25 numbers in his username & a profile picture of a pineapple in space? Well, he was taking shots at Gary because he came out as gay. He mocked Gary's dad, who's disabled & then laughed that Gary's mum had died. That was the most vile Vomit Voice I've ever seen"
Someone who's got a bad case of the runs(diarrhoea)
Last nights chilli beans gave me vomit bottom
When you're badly hungover and you can feel your stomach churning and churning at variable speeds, and you know that eventually you're just gonna projectile vom all over the place.
"How're you feeling after last night pal?"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"
When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.
Being so full that you feel as though you're going to vomit.
After eating that whole pizza, I feel vomitous.
Spewing a long list of GIFs while messaging someone, to demonstrate what you are trying to say but simultaneously avoiding the use of any actual text.
I woke up this morning in a good mood until I saw that my ex left GIF vomit on my phone about why we should get back together.
When nausea has reached the point that you would rather throw up than not, a vomit muse is the food you think about to induce vomiting.
1: I was nauseous for so long that I decided to make myself puke to get it over with.
2: Shoved a finger down your throat?
3: No, I had McRib earlier in the day, so I just thought about that.
4: The McRib is your vomit muse.