Miami didnt want him

Really a two-fold effect. When a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from Miami it is because...

A) Miami didnt want him
B) He is afraid of competition

When 5* DB Patrick Johnson/Peterson decided to commit to LSU instead of DA U, even though he was originally commited to DA U and from south FL......Miami didnt want him

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want yer square go

Scottish for : you wanting a fight but usually neds use it.

Person1: Hey you , yeh want yer square go
Person2: Naw mate
Person1:Thats wit i thought

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I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

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I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

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"i want your babies"

term used to express great attraction or friendship with another person; a compliment.
See Natasha Bedingfield's: "I wanna have your babies"
(in no way a CREEPY suggestion.. unless said to a stranger.. don't try that.)

Janey: "Hey, Jilly, "I want your babies"."
Jilly: "LOL I love you, too."
(Does not in any way affect/ determine sexuality of speaker)

Can be used to say:
I want you, bebeh
I love you
You're my friend
I have a crush on him/her (I want his/her babies)
(usually said by girls.. it's less creepy)

Also can:
interrupt an akward silence.. akwardly

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simp that u want to kill

so this guy is not only a fucking nerd, but he steals yo girl and simps out for her just to get dumped. fucking dumbass
his name is : caged boy , bob, simpy, IDUBBZ

bruh i want to kill him hes a simp that u want to kill. butt poop bitch poo

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Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve is sexy and wanted by every girl in Kanada. hehe.

daaaang. Stevie+me+Carmella=HOT SEX mmmmm.

geuss who?

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