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A plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it Monday by taking Plan B emergency contraception.
Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend
Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.
"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."
"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"
A syndrome that consists of people , wether male or female , whos only objective is to reach the weekend. This syndrome can harm potential smart slackers.
Doodley :"Mozes has to finish those rocks with the commandments at some point, hes been gone for ages"
David : " yeh he's working on it , now hes just working for the weekend"
Doodley : " But hes been doing that for like 40 years"
David : "well then .. someone has working for the weekend syndrome"
Mozes: " I FINISHED OK , CUT ME SOME SLACK!"
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The most epic weekend known to man (also known as 'epic may long')
- Ridiculous camping experiences where:
Copious amount of alchohol are consumed despite the governments attempt to make it a dry weekend through various drinking games or through the insane ability to consume an inhuman amount of alchohol
Lengedary Adventures are created, which in turn create stories which are told, retold, changed to something utterly ridiculous, but not denied, and reminised once a week at a weekely get together in a place where cheap wings are sold
Usually a large amount of nakedness occurs as a result of large amounts of alchohol or most usually the desire to go skinny dipping hopefully meeting up with a group of girls also enjoying there epic may long
"Hey man you coming on our may long weekend camping trip" "Hell ya, remember last year" "Damn striaght i do, soo epic!"
"K i totally don't remember inviting that guy on this may long weekend campin trip" "Who?" "That guy over there" "You mean Aussie?" "Yeah man" "No worries we'll just leave his drunk ass naked on the beach"
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A weekend of getting drunk and or stoned, that 'never happened'.
Cameras are not taken and if they are pictures are deleted on the day of return.
Calling wives and girlfriends is prohibited.
Steve: Dude do you remember that Black Ops Weekend?
Elliott: What Black Ops Weekend?
Gisby: Exactly.
Scanlan was a Pussy Whipped Bitch to his chronic back pain and refused to come on a Black Ops Weekend.
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The odor found in the men's bathroom on a monday morning created by the fumes given off from excrements as a result of too much consumption of beer and bratwurst over the weekend.
"Dude, you better think twice about going in there, smells like everyone had a beer and brats weekend"
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Quite possibly one of the sickest times of the year, most young adults use this holiday to start the summer althought its in May. Highly notorized in the Tri-State Area, everyone knows the hot spot is Seaside Heights or "down the shore" for this special occasion. Seniors in high school have saved up there absences for this one week.
1. Dawgggg....Memorial Day Weekend babyyy!!...time to get sickkk!!
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