Dooms Week

When your high school exams start this week and they’re about to kick you and your friends asses😭😭

**Exam week**
Zha’Mari: Y’all ready for dooms week?!😭”
**The Whole Group Chat**
“Hell nooooo💀”

frog week

the biggest 10 day rager in america at james madison university

lets get sloshed, it’s frog week.

Gay week

Mongay
Tuesgay
Wednesgay
Thursgay
Frigay
Saturgay
Sungay
There you have your gay week

"Dude i hooked up with so many guys this week"
Are you having a gay week?

a perfekt week

To sleep with seven different girls in seven consecutive nights and to get no rejection. Or in other words: seven nights,seven girls,zero rejections. This is the sexual equivalent of baseball's perfekt game.

Barney Stinson achieved a perfekt week

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Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

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Week in the hole

When a new employee has to wait one week after they start their job to get their first paycheck.

Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.

Friend : "good luck on your new job'"
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."

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Sexy Week

A week full of drinking and sex.

Jamie: "How was your holiday?"
Jonas: "It was amazing, it was one sexy week!"

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