What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
A word used to describe the physical appearance of only the best of Kings
Wide
W I D E
W I D E
The Man. The Cool Man, The Coochie Man, The Built Different Man, The Annihilator, Doctor Sex, Kanye Yeest, The Cool Dude, The Sex Master, The Jiggy Jiggy Master. Wide goes by many names. Wide is possibly the coolest man on planet, he is also very hot and sexy. He has big pp (no homo but i'd let him fuck me). He also plays roblox, call of duty, and minecraft DAILY making him very cool. He also is a capitalist. Wide is also very swag because he is.
"dude wide is so cool"
"Ikr? Capitalism is so poggers"
"Wide is THE pog champ"
Wide is often a word that can be bestowed upon a person meaning big or large. This title was previously bestowed upon Vladimir Putin, however this was revoked due to certain war crimes during the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Due to the Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyjs courage and enormous balls he is now the new bearer of this title. Getting the wide title revoked also causes one to be bestowed the Thin title.
Volodymyr Zelenskyj is a wide president
Getting really stoned and eating so much food that you feel a state of bliss or enlargement.
I got so wide last night off the purple punch and that pasta.