hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.

Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.

Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss

Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday

hose huffer

A cock sucker/dick sucker.

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.