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When you and your boys are banging it out but oral sex is off the table.
Tim and Eric were on without mics last night because it is only gay if you make eye contact.
It means your vary tough
Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon
Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting
Nails for breakfast without any milk
The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting
“Hey, would you like to shit without the H?”
is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs
let's eat an omelette without eggs
when someone says "shit" it is also known as saying shirt without and r
A: Shit! i forgot to feed my dog.
B: did u just say shirt without an r?
A: damn straight
A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."