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Someone who has a cornhole that is all stretched out.
That Limpy Wristed Fags farts play bass.
Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.
Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.
Wrist
Yeah my connect just now sent my wrist back (what does it mean???)
Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence
Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS
Decent lad: do thanos wrist
Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.
My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.
When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events
Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.
When you’ve been milking animals so much, someone has to take over the responsibility for you.
Mate… can’t make it this weekend. The kids have been going hard milking the goats, and have got Milker’s Wrist, and I gotta pick up the slack.