in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

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your guyses

addressing a group's ownership

Your guyses house is the shiz-nit!

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there's your boyfriend

The phrase said to your best friend when you see an exceptionally attractive or exceptionally unattractive man. It is usually said in a hushed tone and with a head nod.

(creepy old guy walks past)
Me: Hey... tybf.
You: Huh?
Me: There's your boyfriend.

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Your mother

The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.

Damn man, your mother is self explanatory.

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your one

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

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in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

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For meal your

When someone doesn’t know how to spell familiar because they never went to school

Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: What?
Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: what is for meal your ?
Boy 1: You look i know you!