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Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.
"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"
"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."
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some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.
Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"
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When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.
Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????
Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.
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Stupid bitch on Instagram that spams everyone with her provocative selfies. She reffers to herself as a "godess" yet she looks like the inside of my asshole. I have no idea why anyone would want to asscociate themselves with this disgusting human.
" You look like Lily Cole (Persephone.2) today, are you feeling alright ? "
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Can I get a booty pic
No sorry
No I’m sorry it’s national booty pic day 2
from 1/5 to 1/7 until be nice to your boyfriend day ends
be nice to your boyfriend 2 months means in these 2 months you need to be nice to your boyfriend
An easy way to acquire horse meat however it can also mean you are a skilled huntsman and figuratively it mean to get 2 things done at once
Wow Babra you really can kill 2 horses with 1 rifle
YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle