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A yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing fellatio on an unclean, uncircumcised penis. The penis in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.
"Hey Steve - why are you wearing so much Blistex?"
"Oh dude, I just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog."
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when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.
hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker
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I just took a Wisconsin cheese doodle! It was amazing!
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1. To Make Something Whole
Without Having The Proper
Or Original Parts/Pieces.
2. When A Greedy Person Give's
The Victim What's Left Over
After Salvaging Through Remains
And Putting It Back Together
Even If Its usable.
It`s Still Chucky-Cheesed!
3. When A Person Is Left With
Remainders Of Something
That Has Been Used Up Completely
To The Point Of No Return.
4. When A Worker Does A Bad Job
And/or Give's Horrible Service.
5. Very Unprofessional
Quality Almost Unusable.
6. Not Even Worthy Of A 1 Star.
7. Something That Was Basically Destroyed Maybe Not Completely.
Chuck-E-Cheese-N/Chucky-Cheesed
1 .The McDonald's By Lakewood Be Chuck-E-Cheese-N My Nuggets.
(This Quality Of This Person's Nuggets Are Horrible
Or They May Have Been Tampered With/Bitten/
They Have Been Chucky-Cheesed).
2. "Quit Chuck-E-Cheese-N Me I WANT MY MONEY BACK ASAP"!
(Someone Is Not Giving This Person What They Paid For).
3. "I Want My Mercedes Benz Cleaned All The Way Stop Chuck-E-Cheese-N Me"!
(Someone Is Giving This Man Horrible Customer Service).
4. "They Chucky-Cheesed Your Rims"!
(They Basically Destroyed This Persons Expensive Rims).
The Only Place to get a cheesesteak worthy of the name is in philadelphia, The best are Geno's and Pat's wich are located in south Philly, a cheesesteak is a Amoroso hoagie roll with chip steak and either provolone, american, or cheese wiz, some people like fried onions or peppers but they are not included in a true cheesesteak. NOTE: the term "philly cheesesteak" usally means the cheesesteak is not a true cheesesteak, also cheesesteak has no hyphen between cheese and steak
ya'll honky muthafuckas dont know shit about cheesesteaks
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When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!
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OK ya know when your all, ugh I hate her, or man that's so unfair?
Well, pissed is such a strong word,so say, "I'm so cheesed!"
Someone: Man, Mr. Sometwo was so unfair.
Somethree: I know, I'm so cheesed!
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