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2 girls 1 cup

a video that gets everybody excited about being allowed to be sick and tune in for something and then walk away while it continues and creates dirty faggots who end up a problem...i start to believe in hillary clinton's taking things away for the common good

also, it wasn't shit...when you eat shit you die...it is 50% living matter

"what i doubly detest is feces, i will not eat it" - the book of the dead

2 dirty fags and an ugly mug (2 girls 1 cup)

by youstumped November 10, 2007

47πŸ‘ 491πŸ‘Ž


MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 HAIRY BACKS

Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.

"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"

"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."

by TRex1 April 1, 2006

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.

Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"

by termlol September 2, 2023

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Chaz Bono 2 Step

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

by toofatforwords October 26, 2011

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Lily Cole (Persephone.2)

Stupid bitch on Instagram that spams everyone with her provocative selfies. She reffers to herself as a "godess" yet she looks like the inside of my asshole. I have no idea why anyone would want to asscociate themselves with this disgusting human.

" You look like Lily Cole (Persephone.2) today, are you feeling alright ? "

by shortstunna June 11, 2015

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National booty pic day 2

It’s the second booty pic day

Can I get a booty pic
No sorry
No I’m sorry it’s national booty pic day 2

by November 17, 2020


be nice to your boyfriend 2 months

from 1/5 to 1/7 until be nice to your boyfriend day ends

be nice to your boyfriend 2 months means in these 2 months you need to be nice to your boyfriend

by Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh y May 29, 2021