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Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.
After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
MEXICANS WHO CLEAN WHITE PEOPLE HOUSES
WHITE-JO MEXICAN CLEANER CLEAN MY HOUSE
MEXICAN-NO
WHITE-ILL GIVE A penny
MEXICAN-ok
The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country
I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border
The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly
The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying
when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.
anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines
wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?
zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.
A Mexican quarter is when there is a hole in the bottom of a man's trouser pocket. Through this hole the man can access the head of his penis. Upon request the man can show his Mexican quarter out of his trouser pocket.
Tom, can I borrow a dollar? No, but you can have this Mexican quarter Larry. Tom, what is a Mexican quarter? Tom then proceeds to present his Mexican quarter to Larry.