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Duck Bill Blow Job

The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.

"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."

by Blaze<3 October 20, 2011

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Counter clockwise rim job

When you look up rim job on xvideos but your feeling a lot more frisky and decide to look up counter clockwise rim job instead.

Porn addict 1: what’s your favorite thing to masturbate too?
Porn addict 2: counter clockwise rim jobs.
Porn addict 3: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Porn addict 2: sometimes I like seeing the tounge go the other way ):

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Olive Garden foot job

Olive oil rubbed feet with parm grated on them while jerking someone off with said feet

She gave me an Olive Garden foot job to completion making my Alfredo taste salty

by Bjtdto December 17, 2019


Hand job hand grenade

The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.

Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.

by NemesisRed March 18, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Boob Job

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.

by amooseinahummer February 9, 2011

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)

Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.

by HalletP February 20, 2010

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2011

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž