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When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.
A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
When a person take more time than necessary to do something.
When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
when you're kissing during sex and your assholes accidentally touch. full circle because your lips are connected to your assholes by the intestines.
oh, fuck we just full circle kissed. was that alright?
After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.
"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"
Similar to a rainbow kiss, however you add the extra element of poo to the kiss along with period blood and semen.
We did a crazy Neapolitan kiss last night
Perfectly glossed lips pursed in a kiss. Used by tween and 20 something year old girls in all candid photos.
Did you see her photo kiss? Now that's a set of lips!