When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)
Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"
"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"
cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint
person 2: ikr
Cake, "Fruity", Gay, "Fruitcake"
daniel: Damn, bro you looking fine today
josh: Bro, you're a cake.
A ghetto nick-name that a Cuban guy calls his girlfriend.
Jake; You have a girlfriend?
Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.
Jake; Wtf bro..
A set of beer, specifically 5 beers and all being from a different brand or style
I grabbed a cake of brews for the NFL game tonight
When a set of beer is equal to 5 and each one is a different brand or brewer
I grabbed a cake of beer to try tonight