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A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.
I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.
inserting a large funnel into partners anus and pouring blended corndog into the funnel while partner is eating several mexican chillis
Bro, I totally tried a mexican corndog with this chick last night. She Loved it
Hotdogs wrapped in corn tortillas instead of dipped and fried in corn batter
make sure you put a little bit of water on the tortillas before you heat them and the hotdogs together in the microwave, to keep the tortillas from breaking when you roll them up,then enjoy your Mexican corndogs. :)
When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss
Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.
When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity
Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?
When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks
Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob