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Olive oil rubbed feet with parm grated on them while jerking someone off with said feet
She gave me an Olive Garden foot job to completion making my Alfredo taste salty
When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.
Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.
Bro: Wow.
To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex
damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job
When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.
All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.
When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.
Did you hear cole got a hot Cheeto hand job from lily rainbow?