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issac the mexican is a one of a kind fella , he has very small pp but his personality makes up for it . he is easy to talk to and wont judge you about anything you do or say but he is very blunt and wont hold back and speak his mine .He will joke about anything and will not feel sorry for it , he has no feelings and no empathy for anyone or anything. hes a great person to have in life because he will always be by your side no matter what you believe in or do . his main goal is to make everyone smile but at the same time make people upset. get you a issac the mexican at ur nearlest slave store today at the low cost of $0 .
girl . issac the mexican is so funny
guy . he also has a bigger pp than me
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Mexican Pepper is a essential play when your on a bendy and are feeling tired. Firstly, you take a ZYNbabwe and coat it in a thin layer of the happy dust. Then you throw it top bunk. This will not just pick you up but it will have you grinding your front two teeth like BO2 in 2013.
Holy fuck boys i was hung, but i threw a little Mexican pepper in now i am buzzing around like a killer hornet.
Yawning in turn of each other, like a mexican wave.
They all yawned one after the other, it was a Mexican yawn dude.
When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks
Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob
When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.
Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"
Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"
March 4th, is Kick a Mexican Day. Kick a border hopper back over the fence
Did you know that march 4th is Kick a Mexican Day