Hotdogs wrapped in corn tortillas instead of dipped and fried in corn batter
make sure you put a little bit of water on the tortillas before you heat them and the hotdogs together in the microwave, to keep the tortillas from breaking when you roll them up,then enjoy your Mexican corndogs. :)
When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss
Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.
When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity
Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?
a man who owns a mexican store
I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.
Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.