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D-O-double jizzle

Dawg

by whore October 7, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


give me that john d already

A famous line from the Netflix serie โ€œOuter Banksโ€ where one of the characters, JJ, tries to convince his friend, John B, that Kie, a girl who hangs out with them, is into him.

โ€œOh! Be so careful, John B. Oh! Just give me that John D already !โ€

by ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ May 21, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

he lied because Karen took the kids

S(he) be(lie)ve(d) because Karen took the kids

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


8==D ~o (o )( o)

A truly amazing ascii depiction of a dick cumming 'tween a pair of teats. It can be viewed from left to right as a cock, some sperm, and tits. It is teh ultimates computer sex typings!!!1

Adolph: Yo bro, I totally came between Eva's tits last night!
Stalin: Did it look something like this? 8==D ~o (o )( o)
Adolph: Fuck yeah it did, cuz!

by JizzMasterQ June 20, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


D-U-F-F

Dumb Ugly Fat Friend

have u met my new D-U-F-F

by Drapp April 14, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

by The 'Don' July 28, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


DD-Deeh-Double D

Funniest girl ever. So great and awesome. Will always out a huge smile on anyones face :)

Always says : We da best, I was born in Kentucky and YEE HAH!
Can do an AWESOME BACKFLIP!

"Wow, DD-Deeh-Double D is the best!"

by :) kindabored November 27, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž