rolled a bar

To roll a nice wood to smoke

Tyler : “I just rolled a bar to spark up”
Kevin: “That is a nice wood it’s nice”

California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

De-Roll

(v). The act of destroying a pre-rolled joint to pack the marijuana into something else.

I got these pre-rolls from the dispensary for $5, I'm pretty sure they're pre-Covid, I'm going to de-roll them and pack my bong.

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

texas cinnamon roll

Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.

"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"

"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up

Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.