Wet Back Head

Its when a man is getting a blow job and his partner has a pepper in their mouth forcing the pepper and seeds of pepper into the hole and sucking them back out to end the Wet Back Head.

Man, i woke up this morning and my dick was on fire. Must have been that wet back head i got last night.

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Stand-back-stand-by Math

When President Trump repealed the “leftish” Common Core Math, approved by President Obama, with zero idea how to replace it with a better “rightish” math curriculum to help millions of US students compete internationally in math—he just wants to pacify opponents of the “left curriculum,” whose children can’t cope with it, in exchange for their votes.

Does the stand-back-stand-by math sound like some curricular or mathematical equivalent of the repeal-and-replace Obamacare? If politics over math could increase the odds of getting the president re-elected, the risks are worth taking.

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putting the band back together

trying to organize friends together during a holiday or break

Friend#1: Are you home for Christmas?
Friend#2: Yeah, why?
Friend#1: We're putting the band back together, maybe rock out one last time.
Friend#2: I'm in, I'll call the others.

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back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.

i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.

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Upright Doggy Pull-Back

Variant on upright doggy, but receiving partner's arms are pulled backwards at the wrists towards penetrating partner. Also called the "whoa girl" position.

"We were doing the Upright Doggy Pull-Back when his wife walked in..."

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bash her back doors in

having incredibly rough porn-star like sex with a female because shes incredibly attractive. usually in the doggy-style position hence "back doors"

LAD number 1: oh my fucking god that girl is so hot my testicles are pulsating

LAD number 2:...... phhrrooaawwwwwrrr....i'd "bash her back doors in".

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back dat ass up

when a guy sees a female that he finds attractive and most likely with a ghetto booty....he will call to her by saying this

hey you....dont do me like that back dat ass up

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