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The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.
Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.
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someone who farts on a person who is jamming them
sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her
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When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs
You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.
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Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.
*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.
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Noun; The product of popping corn. When an individual corn kernel is heated, it farts. Popcorn is the result. Sometimes, when corn kernels are heated in a bag, yellow stuff gets on the farted corn. It is nearly impossible to wipe off the yellow stuff from farted corn.
Let's pop some corn farts. Not all of the corn farted.
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A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.
Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?
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When someone fart, tells no one in the room and find a reason to leave the room letting the others discover is fart by smelling it.
Bob1: So a was eating a twinki when... wait a minute who farted!?
Bob2: Don't know man but it smells horrible, good that Bob3 is safe on that one.He is grabbing a beer in the kitchen
Bob1: For god sake Bob3 no Fart and run
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