parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

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Red Ring of Death

1. Xbox 360 code for "Fuck You"
2. When a '360 flicks you off
3. When the built in "Crash Timer" of your xbox runs out and you have to pay to wind it up again.

1. (To my Xbox) Fuck you too.
2. The red ring of death flicked me off and I was forced to flick microsoft off.
3. The red ring of death timer went off. Ill just give microsoft all of my money to wind it up again

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Boston Red Sock

Something you'll see happen to female porn stars often. It's when a really loose chick gets slammed from behind, and the outward thrust of the penis drags the vagina out with it. Thus the loose vagina makes a bright red skin sock around a guy's wang.

That girl has been to' up by everyone in town. When you fuck her she gets a really long Boston Red Sock.

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Red Vine-ing

When two gay men intertwine their penises together like the snakes on the medical symbol (aka Caduceus). Part of the process when gay men have sex and one of their penis' starts to open to accept his partner's homosexual man-wang. Following this ritualistic and ever changing act of passion and lust, explosions of the rainbow sherbert burst in the most violent of fashions and fills their with a misty, fruity and frosty goodness only surpass-able by winning the lotto while receiving a BJ on Ecstasy.

I heard those two dudes are into red vine-ing so much that their penis' got tied in a knot

Those dudes had a three way red vine-ing session that two of the three dicks opened up and swallowed the third dude.

That dude is so good at red vine-ing that his cock is search and rescue due to its rope like consistency from wrapping his cock around many dudes including horses.

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Red Velvet Treatment

The Red Velvet Treatment is a maneuver used during oral sex. The receiver is male in which the giver will take in his or her mouth the penis, the scrotum and tickle the anus with their tongue.

Darrin’s eye’s widened with surprise when Velma removed her dentures and proceeded to give him the red velvet treatment.

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angry red neck

everyone has run into one its that one guy in a big truck with the confederate flag up behind him someone who always has a beer in his left hand and a M-16 in his right its someone who votes for tump and follows his every word and threatens anyone who wants to take their guns away

man 1: see that man in front of us he is drunk out of his mind he should not be on the road

man 2: its an angry red neck lets juts pass him

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Red (top waifu)

Very very very very very very very very cute wholesome person who bullies npc a whole lot
She's like a really big bully but cute
She'll steal you lunch money by hugging you tell you pass out

Red (top waifu) is a cutie

Red (top waifu) is wholesome
Red (top waifu) is a big bully