meat-sweats

Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.

Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.

Meat sweats

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.

Our super bowl tradition is now to eat so much meat that we get dem meat sweats

Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

Chicken Meat Delux

When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock

Gave her a chicken meat delux yaaa meaan

Meat Sackin

Place your penis in downward position and flip nutsack over penis, with one testacle on each side of the shaft.

Did you see Cody meat sackin last night? Yes it was phenomenal.

Meat Skittle

The clit, nothing more, nothing less.

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"