Hand me down job

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

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hot cheeto hand job

When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.

Did you hear cole got a hot Cheeto hand job from lily rainbow?

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lip gloss paint job

slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex

damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job

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Oral Gel Blow Job

WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL

Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.

GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!

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High-Low Job

For this Job you need a bed whitch end can be manged with a remote control, like in a hospital. The girl shoud be lieing on te bed. You 've to be on top with your dick in her mouth. You can make the girl suck the dich with two buttons on your remote contol.

The high-low job: Richard's hormones were very aggresive when he went to the hospital. When he saw his girlfriend lieing in a coma, he grabbed te remote control and put his dick in er mouth, the girl worked it like a baby on a mothers breast.

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Nut Fuck Whack Job

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

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bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

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