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When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.
Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.
Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.
A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond
It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.
Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”
Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.
Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”
A method of escaping a failed bench press by rolling the weight forward on the legs and pushing it to the floor. It’s shameful because the person didn’t use a spotter.
He thought he was too good for a spotter and that resulted in him doing the roll of shame
The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
When you listening to rock music and the dude on the aux changes the song
"I swear Shawn, if you Rock and Rick Roll me, I am beating yo ass."