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Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
The poop stains in the toilet bowl
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!
(V.): The act of applying Frank's Red Hot over a Mexican hooker's vagina before proceeding to eat her out
Mexican Hooker: "What are ya looking for suggah daddy?"
Customer: "I was really thinking a Spicey Street Taco. "
It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.
Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
An occurrence where one consumes tacos on a tuesday night while acting like a bunch of 5 year olds
Its taco tuesday, hiiii,grir,irri (more sounds and grunts of joy).