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A Vagina With A Yeast Infection If Kicked Until It Turns Black And Then Gets Drenched With Cum And Shit On.
me and somegirl just had an The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce
Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
The poop stains in the toilet bowl
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!
(V.): The act of applying Frank's Red Hot over a Mexican hooker's vagina before proceeding to eat her out
Mexican Hooker: "What are ya looking for suggah daddy?"
Customer: "I was really thinking a Spicey Street Taco. "
It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.
Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.