Faggot Water

Alternet name for La Croix Sparkling Water

"Dont go drink that Faggot Water"
"You mean the La Croix?"

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

Don’t water in me

Don’t cum in me.

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

toilet water enima

when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass

i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima

Yoghurt Water Humour

Yoghurt water humour is essentially a more simplistic version of Gen Z humour, consisting of very random actions/wrods (typically in greek for some reason) that tingle the laugh triggers in your brain.

1. ΣΙΕΡΟΚΌΜΟΣ ντορεμιφασολασιντο (example of yoghurt water humour)
2. ΒΑΒΥΛΌΝΙΟΙ ΧΟΥΕΑΥΟΥΓΙΑΓΙΑΤΟΥΠΑΠΜΟΥ. (example of yoghurt water humour)
3. Αγρός. (example of yoghurt water humour)

Willy full of water

Term for a need to urinate.

That boy hasn’t gone to the bathroom all day. He must have a willy full of water.