giving birth to cheese

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A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.

LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese

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cottage cheese booty

A booty with dents

Oh man, her booty looks nasty , she has a cottage cheese booty.

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dig your cheese

V. to pull out a wedgie. to remove underwear, pants, skirt, dress, kilt, shorts, etc. or any combination of these clothes, from between buttocks.
"dig"- pulls out; "cheese" the inflicting uncomfort from riding clothes

Ex: Girl, you need to dig your cheese, your clothes are all up in your booty!

Dude, you're going to sag your pants, at least make sure you dig your cheese, 'cause those tight assed boxers are all up in your donk, making you look extra squished.

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smells like cheese

The natural odor of a fat person.

Peter you smell like cheese!!

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Say Cheese Burger

Literally, a cheeseburger. Not Bob's most inspired Burger of the Day.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

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flapper w/ cheese

A burger that contains all the usual ingredients apart from the refinement of a juicy wet slab of a vagina flap... with cheese.

I ordered a flapper w/ cheese at burger king and the woman made it fresh from the source.

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Good-Ass Cheese

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.

I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.

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