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When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.
She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.
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2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.
Person says something dumb
I got 2 phones 🗣
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The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
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Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.
Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.
They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 a.k.a. Call of duty 6... in COD MW2 you continue the story wich ended in COD 4 Modern Warfare.. that's why they call it modern warfare 2 and not COD 6:( In MF2 you'r fighting russians and thats one of the best parts!
Gamer1 - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 IS TRHE BEST GAME!!!!!!!!!
Gamer2 - you got that right!!! I LOVE THE Cliffing MIssion!!! Roach we'v been compromised.. Go with the plan B!
Gamer1 - Awesome graphics!
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ALABAMA IS WHERE INCEST IS FROM THEY CREATED THAT SHIT
dude 1 " bro listen to this song"
dude 2 "lol okay"
dude 1 " lol i cant find it but i can sing it...*screaming* SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "you fuck you brother?!"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) lol
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The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.
Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"
Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)
Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"
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