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The anatomical penis which projects cum when aroused.
That cum bullet felt so good!
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When a gangbang has consisted of more than seven people, the moment which everyone cums and turns out to be a total disaster. EVERYTHING RAIN DOWN FROM DICKS THUS CAUSING THE WHOLE ROOM TO BE REPULSIVE.
"I just heard that Tristan had a cum burst in her room last night ."
"EWW, that's why her house stinks this morning when I passed it."
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When a guy named Jacob accidentally falls for a girl and gets rejected
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You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.
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When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap
BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!
when a man grows wings and begins to fly with a light on his back while cumming, to emanate a god cumming
this can also be used on people then it will be known as a flying cum god lord.
i was walking in the park and some guy pulled a flying cum god on the tree and I ran so it didn't become a flying cum god lord.
Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.
Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?