diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

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all eyes on me

a britney spears song loads of girls like to sing at three sexy gals

amy sang all eyes on me at hannah, yazmin and caoimhe again today.

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Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.

"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."

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brown eye kiss

The act to put someones eye on a messy anus to make a brown rim around an eye

Mmm baby lets get freaky...we can shit on each other or just do the brown eye kiss which one do you want

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split brown eye

When a women bends over in a thong or tight pantie and you can see her outer ring of her ass or most of her asshole

My wife bent over in her thong and i could see her split brown eye.

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Shift-Eye Coordination

Shift-Eye co-ordination. Depends on your ability to keep your ! as a ! and not a 1

Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.

(ZenRgy) vort, OMGOMGOMGCYBABBQ!!!1111one
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)

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Eye shadow bruise

The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.

person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?

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