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when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!
" Why?"
"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."
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when a woman gives face to a guy..gives him the chin job special
damn that bizznatch just gave me a super chin job special last night.
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While a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, in the last moments right before ejaculation.
The lady, gently cups the testicles of her gentleman friend with her left hand and then with much force,
punches his scrotum with her right fist at the moment of climax. Timing is everything.
The resulting painful pleasure, is the Detroit Hand Job.
She finished me off with a Detroit Hand Job!
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This is a place deep down in the south that you couldn't find if you wanted to. You have staff fucking students, students fucking students. Staff stealing money, students stealing socks, panties, shirts and your name. You got staff drilling the importantance of doing unrelated bullshit that has nothing to do with the "real world"!!!! The students are super fake and messy, but the damn staff is 3x worse. And the whole time you stay the staff fill you up with false hopes and lies because when at all boils down and the shit hit the fan IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DAMN NUMBERS!!!!!
you see something thats stupid at Finch henry Job corps you ask:
Where they do that?
and someone else say:
only at Finch Henry
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if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life
if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl
- guy
steps
1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis
3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture
- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet
- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories
Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!
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job center plus bunch of wankers , puppets on strings, the department of work and pensions has decided to victimise people out of work and cant get work by making them sit in front of computer 6 hrs a day 5 days a week .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,
It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .
job center new deal bunch of wankers puppets on strings .
victimising poor unemployed.
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A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
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