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We all remember that one Phineas and Ferb episode where they sing that song S.I.M.P
ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
someone you can't stop thinking about even if you're not dating.
ad talks about him everytime !! she's a simp lol
a simp short for simpleton is someone who blindlym gives money and other gifts to someone in return for affection
im not a simp all i did was give that female streamer $8,000 she wouldnt play mario kart with me
The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.