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spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003


john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019


Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.

"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"

by Peppermint_420 July 28, 2024


foxy john moment

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum

OMG PRINCE PHILIP DIED WHAT A FOXY JOHN MOMENT

by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021


Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023


John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."

John Sebastian should have been more popular.

by Someone who kinda exists April 24, 2023


John Duval

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch

John Duval is a badass

by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021