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A recent phenomenon which consist of wannabe models (normally from Eastern Europe) who chase deep house clubs, parties and DJs at night as if they'd never heard electronic music before, instead of their dreams.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
"Vould you listen to ze DJ! Iz sooo guut!
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.
A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".
They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.
The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.
The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.
In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.
Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant
"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"
All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation
"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son
Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male