Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.
‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’
A happy great or romantic moment, used to confuse people who don’t deserve context.
That’s a Thursday moment
A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
A thing that people comment on videos of the videogame celeste, mostly memes involving the game's protagonist, Madeline.
Person A: *Posts a celeste video*
Person B: This is a certified Madeline moment
A moment where one says something out of the blue, with no connection to the previous conversation.
Person 1: Hey! You heard about the food fight today?
Person 2: Oh definitely. Fish sticks were everywhere!
Person 3: My grandfather just died of cancer...
Person 2: Wtf? Such an ashley moment bro?!
A brief moment in the simplest of terms that's an absolute pinnacle of a rambucfuckelis, swiggly niggly, whiter than cum on coleslaw moment by a nigglet named Cooper that is the devourer of the Arby's and has the nuttest of sacks for a chin.
"You being such a fatty fuck is such a Cooper Moment"