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The anatomical penis which projects cum when aroused.
That cum bullet felt so good!
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When a gangbang has consisted of more than seven people, the moment which everyone cums and turns out to be a total disaster. EVERYTHING RAIN DOWN FROM DICKS THUS CAUSING THE WHOLE ROOM TO BE REPULSIVE.
"I just heard that Tristan had a cum burst in her room last night ."
"EWW, that's why her house stinks this morning when I passed it."
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When a guy named Jacob accidentally falls for a girl and gets rejected
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You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.
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Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.
Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?
A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum
Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!
Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it
Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?
Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.