Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

Cake sand

When your pals with a girl and she ignores you once into a serious relationship. Because it could cause unnecessary friction in the new relationship.

Oh I haven’t heard off her in a while since she was seeing so n so I’m in the cake sand.

lil cake

Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm

Sierra: did you see that guy

Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong

Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

Rage Cake

Brian Flynn

The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.

cake hug

1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)

3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake

Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.