SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2)

ALABAMA IS WHERE INCEST IS FROM THEY CREATED THAT SHIT

dude 1 " bro listen to this song"
dude 2 "lol okay"
dude 1 " lol i cant find it but i can sing it...*screaming* SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "you fuck you brother?!"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) lol

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row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

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1's and 2's

slang term to describe the smell/taste of ones girlfriend during her period. Derived from 1 penny and 2 penny coins which are made from copper.

Man.....Alison let me go down on her last night, all I could taste was 1's and 2's

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1+1+2+4+8+1+6+2+3+2+8+3+8+4+9+6+2+7+0+7+7+9+1+1+0+1+1+3+1+7+1+1+5+1+2+2

its a way of writing the number "127'
these arent random
some of you might notice a pattern
1+1 is 2 so you do
1+1+2 which is 4
1+1+2+4 = 8
1+1+2+4+8 + 16

when you get to 16 break it down to single digit and add them seperately so
1+1+2+4+"1+6"
you will get 23 so

1 + 1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 1 + 6 + "2 + 3"
repeat
i suck at explaining things

did you know 1+1+2+4+8+1+6+2+3+2+8+3+8+4+9+6+2+7+0+7+7+9+1+1+0+1+1+3+1+7+1+1+5+1+2+2 is a way of writing 127

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if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

yes but organic beef

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

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Shit Break 2

Same as Shit Break 1 but known as Casey Byrnes

Casey Byrnes you are known as Shit Break 2 after The all mighty Shit Break 1, Richie Borowick

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1, 2, 3, FIVE

when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.

it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)

an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE

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