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An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.
Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.
When you desparately need a shit.
Similar to Squeezing Maltesers
Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..
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It’s literally just chocolate on poopoo hole ...
You have charley in the chocolate factory
When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.
The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",
1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
A Cleveland Steamer preceded my the insertion of shaved or chipped ice into the anal cavity. The resulting poop-on-chest has the cold and frothy consistency of a brown frozen drink.
The chocolate daquiri I got last night was cold enough to make my nipples hard.