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After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.
Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.
"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.
Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!
A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.
The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.
When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.