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The art of getting your asshole eating out while watching southpark.
Gabe gives ian a RIM JOB on monday and friday nights.
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When you take acid and are productive.
I'd rather not lay and look at the clouds all day I have work to do; I'm Steve Jobs-ing
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The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.
I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!
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After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
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When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
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When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.
Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
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When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.
"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
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